{"id":367,"date":"2015-05-30T19:25:05","date_gmt":"2015-05-30T23:25:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/?p=367"},"modified":"2020-04-06T11:10:45","modified_gmt":"2020-04-06T15:10:45","slug":"crunchy-peanut-butter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/crunchy-peanut-butter\/","title":{"rendered":"Crunchy Peanut Butter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I accidentally purchased &#8220;crunchy&#8221; peanut butter. Yeah, I know what you&#8217;re thinking: &#8220;What is crunchy peanut butter?&#8221; Let me explain.\u00a0 It&#8217;s like &#8220;egg-shell&#8221; mayonnaise or &#8220;baking-soda clump&#8221; cookies. It&#8217;s peanut butter where the raw ingredients haven&#8217;t been fully processed. I imagine it&#8217;s what you find at the bottom of the peanut crushing machine where the blades can&#8217;t quite reach the peanuts.<\/p>\n<p>I would have expected that peanut butter manufacturers would just throw out the uncrushed peanuts, or turn them into pig feed or something. I was surprised to learn that they actually throw a small disclaimer (&#8220;crunchy&#8221;) on the can and stores sell it right next to the real peanut butter. I suppose some extremely price-sensitive consumers might be willing to buy an inferior product for a dirt-cheap price, but amazingly most stores sell it for the same price as the good peanut butter! It appears they&#8217;re banking on customer confusion and accidental purchases.<\/p>\n<p>I lasted about 3 minutes with a pair of tweezers before I gave up. My food processor wasn&#8217;t much help either, and it made a real mess. I can&#8217;t take it back to the store because it <i>is<\/i> accurately labeled. I&#8217;m thinking that a centrifuge with a strainer might be my best bet, but that seems a little pricey. Instead, I&#8217;ll accept the money as lost and use this opportunity to warn other consumers not to make the same mistake. Read the labels when you buy peanut butter! It&#8217;s technically the same ingredients, so look elsewhere on the label for something like &#8220;partially processed&#8221;, &#8220;incomplete&#8221;, or as I saw on my container, the weasel-word &#8220;crunchy&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I accidentally purchased &#8220;crunchy&#8221; peanut butter. Yeah, I know what you&#8217;re thinking: &#8220;What is crunchy peanut butter?&#8221; Let me explain.\u00a0 It&#8217;s like &#8220;egg-shell&#8221; mayonnaise or &#8220;baking-soda clump&#8221; cookies. It&#8217;s peanut butter where the raw ingredients haven&#8217;t been fully processed. I imagine it&#8217;s what you find at the bottom of the peanut crushing machine where the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-citizen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=367"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":450,"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367\/revisions\/450"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}