{"id":488,"date":"2020-11-27T12:36:13","date_gmt":"2020-11-27T17:36:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/?p=488"},"modified":"2020-11-27T12:37:04","modified_gmt":"2020-11-27T17:37:04","slug":"mattress-salespeople","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/mattress-salespeople\/","title":{"rendered":"Mattress Salespeople"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Every time I enter a mattress store, I&#8217;m greeted with &#8220;go ahead and lay down on the mattresses&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I always wonder <em>what<\/em> they expect me to lay.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You&#8217;d think a <em>mattress store employee<\/em> would know better.  &#8220;Can conjugate the verb to lie&#8221; should be in the job description.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;ve ranted about this <a href=\"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/i-blame-my-mother\/\">before<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every time I enter a mattress store, I&#8217;m greeted with &#8220;go ahead and lay down on the mattresses&#8221;. I always wonder what they expect me to lay. You&#8217;d think a mattress store employee would know better. &#8220;Can conjugate the verb to lie&#8221; should be in the job description. I&#8217;ve ranted about this before.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=488"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":492,"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488\/revisions\/492"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}