{"id":63,"date":"2005-04-21T16:12:53","date_gmt":"2005-04-21T21:12:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stein.everybody.org\/journal\/posts\/the-banana-cycle\/"},"modified":"2013-04-27T14:19:00","modified_gmt":"2013-04-27T18:19:00","slug":"the-banana-cycle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/the-banana-cycle\/","title":{"rendered":"The Banana Cycle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve noticed that banana availability in the Stein family kitchen has a cyclical nature.  I believe it has to do with the weekly grocery shopping schedule versus the time it takes bananas to ripen.<\/p>\n<p>Week 1:<br \/>\nMonday: Purchase one bunch of bananas.  (6-8 in a bunch)<br \/>\nThursday: Bananas are finally ripe.  Begin eating one per day.<\/p>\n<p>Week 2:<br \/>\nMonday: There are still 1-3 bananas remaining.  Buy no more bananas.<br \/>\nWednesday: Begin suffering from banana-withdrawal.<\/p>\n<p>Week 3:<br \/>\nMonday: Remembering banana-shortage, purchase 2 bunches of bananas.<br \/>\nThursday: Bananas are finally ripe.  Begin eating one per day.<\/p>\n<p>Week 4:<br \/>\nMonday: There are still 7-11 bananas remaining.  Buy no more bananas.<br \/>\nThursday: Bananas are over-ripe.  Eat extra bananas.  Make banana bread.<\/p>\n<p>Week 5:<br \/>\nMonday: Sick of eating bananas and banana bread.  Buy no bananas.<\/p>\n<p>And the cycle repeats.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve noticed that banana availability in the Stein family kitchen has a cyclical nature. I believe it has to do with the weekly grocery shopping schedule versus the time it takes bananas to ripen. Week 1: Monday: Purchase one bunch of bananas. (6-8 in a bunch) Thursday: Bananas are finally ripe. Begin eating one per [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":323,"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions\/323"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}