{"id":81,"date":"2005-10-28T12:19:09","date_gmt":"2005-10-28T17:19:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stein.everybody.org\/journal\/posts\/dear-mom\/"},"modified":"2013-04-27T14:19:00","modified_gmt":"2013-04-27T18:19:00","slug":"dear-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/dear-mom\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Mom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There was a bowl that someone had apparently washed and dried sitting next to the sink in our office kitchen.  Inside was a yellow sticky note which read:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Dear Mom,<\/p>\n<p>I am almost 30 years old now and I still don&#8217;t know how to wash my own dishes.  Please come to the office some time and show me.<\/p>\n<p>As always,<br \/>\nYour Loving Son<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was a bowl that someone had apparently washed and dried sitting next to the sink in our office kitchen. Inside was a yellow sticky note which read: Dear Mom, I am almost 30 years old now and I still don&#8217;t know how to wash my own dishes. Please come to the office some time [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-citizen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":304,"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions\/304"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeremystein.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}